Bob has become a little retarded after 11 years of marriage.
Pizza makes us all a little retarded, doesn't it?
Everyone's an enemy when nachos get set down.
It's so exciting when the pizza boy shows up.
Sometimes it's too hard not to laugh at your parents.
Men aren't allowed to order first.
Dessert is very sexual.
Bob could only do the Atkins diet for 11 days.
Eating nachos is competitive.