Bob plowed head-first into a woman stuck in the water slide.
Pizza makes us all a little retarded, doesn't it?
Everyone's an enemy when nachos get set down.
Sometimes it's too hard not to laugh at your parents.
It's so exciting when the pizza boy shows up.
Bob has become a little retarded after 11 years of marriage.
Men aren't allowed to order first.
Dessert is very sexual.
Bob could only do the Atkins diet for 11 days.
Eating nachos is competitive.