Bob thinks he's a hero for being married.
Bob Oschack is "Jerk Happy Bob."
Bob's friends don't get the whole baby thing.
Bob's wife has no idea how much he masturbates.
Single guys reap the benefits that married men provide in society.
Country music is real soul music.
Nobody stays married in Los Angeles.
Bob is determined to keep his New Year's resolution.
Bob misses the South.