Bob Oschack is "Jerk Happy Bob."
Single guys reap the benefits that married men provide in society.
Bob is determined to keep his New Year's resolution.
Bob thinks he's a hero for being married.
Bob misses the South.
Country music is real soul music.
Bob's wife has no idea how much he masturbates.
Bob's friends don't get the whole baby thing.
The way to make a marriage last is to control your behavior, not your thoughts.