Bob Oschack is "Jerk Happy Bob."
Bob's wife has no idea how much he masturbates.
Bob thinks he's a hero for being married.
Single guys reap the benefits that married men provide in society.
Nobody stays married in Los Angeles.
Bob is determined to keep his New Year's resolution.
Bob misses the South.
Bob's friends don't get the whole baby thing.
Country music is real soul music.