God has created infinite space but can't keep hair on the head.
God has created infinite space but can't keep hair on the head.
Once your butt falls, your boobs will join.
The scariest dinner food possible is Hamburger Helper.
Intellectually, 34 isn't an old age, but emotionally, it is.
You can spend half the day at the morgue.
Cold water does things to a man.
Right now, Larry couldn't get laid in a women's prison with a fistful of pardons.
It's hard for Nick to compete with his grandma's problems.
Exercise is overrated.
Men always fall for that feminine stuff.
