All getting old means is that you're falling apart.
Views: 1,504
Posted: 05/30/1994
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Bob Shaw - Bald
God has created infinite space but can't keep hair on the head.
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Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 1,704
Bob Shaw - Bald
God has created infinite space but can't keep hair on the head.
Tags: Bob Shaw (2), men/women (1147), ethnic (867)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 1,704
Stephanie Hodge - Aging
Once your butt falls, your boobs will join.
Tags: Stephanie Hodge (3), men/women (1147), imitations (847)
Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 2,327
Rob Weinstein - Food
The scariest dinner food possible is Hamburger Helper.
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Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 2,065
Cathy Ladman - Aging
Intellectually, 34 isn't an old age, but emotionally, it is.
Tags: Cathy Ladman (10), men/women (1147), dating (779)
Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 3,380
Kenny Rogerson - Surprise
You can spend half the day at the morgue.
Tags: Kenny Rogerson (4), health (644), marriage (541)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 1,539
Al Clethen Jr. - Nude Beach
Cold water does things to a man.
Tags: Al Clethen Jr. (2), men/women (1147), food (712)
Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 2,695
Larry Brown - Getting Laid
Right now, Larry couldn't get laid in a women's prison with a fistful of pardons.
Tags: Larry Brown (2), sex (1193), men/women (1147)
Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 3,260
Nick Swardson - Old People
It's hard for Nick to compete with his grandma's problems.
Tags: Nick Swardson (50), Comedy Central Presents (2173), imitations (847)
Posted: 01/07/01
Views: 39,522
Joey Kola - No Exercise
Exercise is overrated.
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Posted: 07/10/03
Views: 4,103
Stephanie Hodge - Femininity
Men always fall for that feminine stuff.
