Shut up and fly the plane.
Roman Catholics eat fish on Fridays because Apostle Paulie was in the fish business.
There is nothing worse than moving.
Sometimes it's too hard not to laugh at your parents.
It's easy for Dick Cheney to tell us not to be afraid when he's in seclusion.
While hunters were out being men, Bobcat Goldthwait would spend his day with the ladies.
What's the thought process behind deciding to get your labia pierced?
If your woman gets angry at some bigger guy, you may be in danger.
A black guy stuck in the subway doors makes it racial.
It's wrong for women to spend time with a guy who likes her if she doesn't like him.
