To look younger from the waist down, pluck your white pubic hairs.
Filed under: Bobcat Goldthwait (12), health (540), aging (274)
Views: 2,623
Posted: 11/10/2004
Bobcat Goldthwait - Condom Burger
A Texas woman is suing McDonald's for serving her a Big Mac with a condom in it.
Tags: Bobcat Goldthwait (12), laws (102), Pulp Comics (88)
Posted: 12/03/96
Views: 6,241
Bobcat Goldthwait - Hunting
While hunters were out being men, Bobcat Goldthwait would spend his day with the ladies.
Tags: Bobcat Goldthwait (12), imitations (787), growing up (423)
Posted: 12/08/04
Views: 6,011
Bobcat Goldthwait - Public Service Announcement
Bobcat Goldthwait had to record a PSA after starting a fire at "The Tonight Show."
Tags: Bobcat Goldthwait (12), TV (384), Pulp Comics (88)
Posted: 12/03/96
Views: 5,554
Bobcat Goldthwait - Detained by the Authorities
Bobcat Goldthwait is accused of stealing Rolaids.
Tags: Bobcat Goldthwait (12), crime (256), Pulp Comics (88)
Posted: 12/03/96
Views: 3,599
Bobcat Goldthwait - Gay Bashing
Bobcat politely declines Axl Rose's offer.
Tags: Bobcat Goldthwait (12), sex (983), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,566
Bobcat Goldthwait - Bears Gone Wild
How do you harass a polar bear?
Tags: Bobcat Goldthwait (12), ethnic (730), animals (439)
Posted: 05/11/04
Views: 1,990
Bobcat Goldthwait - Mick Jagger
Bobcat Goldthwait was nervous about meeting Mick Jagger.
Tags: Bobcat Goldthwait (12), music (381), pop culture (171)
Posted: 12/03/96
Views: 1,926
Bobcat Goldthwait - Sharon Stone
Is Sharon Stone is a hypocritical wingnut?
Tags: Bobcat Goldthwait (12), movies (221), Pulp Comics (88)
Posted: 12/03/96
Views: 1,642
Bobcat Goldthwait - Channel 98
If you ever see Bobcat at a boat show, you know what to do.
Tags: Bobcat Goldthwait (12), The A-List (486), TV (384)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,289
Jim Gaffigan - Pale and Bald
Balding is God's way of saying, "Let's see him get laid now."
Tags: Jim Gaffigan (34), sex (983), lookin' good (260)
Posted: 05/04/04
Views: 4,651
Ted Alexandro - Big Guys at the Gym
They're like a group of big pigeons.
Tags: Ted Alexandro (20), health (540), self-deprecating (211)
Posted: 12/08/04
Views: 2,631
Greg Fitzsimmons - Youthful Acne
Aging is odd.
Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (27), Comedy Central Presents (1803), dating (637)
Posted: 12/28/98
Views: 2,474
Bobcat Goldthwait - Bears Gone Wild
How do you harass a polar bear?
Tags: Bobcat Goldthwait (12), ethnic (730), animals (439)
Posted: 05/11/04
Views: 1,990
Jim Lauletta - Rectal Exam
Rectal exams are no fun.
Tags: Jim Lauletta (3), family (581), health (540)
Posted: 06/01/04
Views: 1,467
Becky Donohue - Grandma's Stroke
Becky's grandma refuses to drive one of those Jazzies.
Tags: Becky Donohue (2), family (581), health (540)
Posted: 12/15/04
Views: 997
Paul Nardizzi - Pregnancy
Paul Nardizzi has four "cordless" kids.
Tags: Paul Nardizzi (3), kids (641), family (581)
Posted: 05/11/04
Views: 2,583
Richard Lewis - Unfit Parent
Richard relates a tale from the Tragedy Scouts.
Tags: Richard Lewis (60), kids (641), family (581)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 285
Bob Shaw - Bald
God has created infinite space but can't keep hair on the head.
Tags: Bob Shaw (2), men/women (919), ethnic (730)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 448
Margaret Smith - Inspected by Mary Lou
A new pair of underwear will make you feel like a million bucks.
Tags: Margaret Smith (20), observational (335), aging (274)
Posted: 11/10/04
Views: 427
