Bret Ernst
Bret Ernst
- Hosts the Oxygen series "Love Games: Bad Girls Need Love Too"
- Starred in the feature film "Vince Vaughn's Wild West Comedy Show"
- Recurring character on Showtime's "Weeds" & guest starred on "CSI: NY"
Eight thousand items on a menu is excessive.
Posted: 04/16/2010 Views: 37010
If the world is a nightclub, America is the guy who can walk right in.
Posted: 04/16/2010 Views: 46820
Rich white women always look like they just smelled crap.
Posted: 04/16/2010 Views: 19859
Cool chicks only go out in pairs because they don't like to hang out with other girls.
Posted: 04/16/2010 Views: 13325
Women should stop vaginizing America and let dudes be dudes.
Posted: 04/16/2010 Views: 11687
Bret Ernst's gay older brother flew out of the womb and promised to never go back in there.
Posted: 04/16/2010 Views: 20046
Italians believe that bottle service at night clubs is the classiest thing in the world.
Posted: 04/16/2010 Views: 28026
Every Italian guy thinks he's a model because his mother's been telling him how good looking he is.
Posted: 04/16/2010 Views: 19167
Bret Ernst has to wax his eyebrows every three days or else they grow into a goatee.
Posted: 04/16/2010 Views: 29192
Bret Ernst will not use cheap gimmicks to get you to watch his Comedy Central Presents special.
Posted: 04/14/2010 Views: 4390Bret Ernst Jokes See all 5 Bret Ernst Jokes »
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