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Bret Ernst

Bret Ernst

Stand-up comedian Bret Ernst on Comedy Centrals Jokes.com
  • Hosts the Oxygen series "Love Games: Bad Girls Need Love Too"
  • Starred in the feature film "Vince Vaughn's Wild West Comedy Show"
  • Recurring character on Showtime's "Weeds" & guest starred on "CSI: NY"

1 - 10 of 12 Bret Ernst Videos
Stand-Up: Kept His Word (2:24)

Bret Ernst's gay older brother flew out of the womb and promised to never go back in there.

Posted: 04/16/2010 Views: 20937
Let's Get a Table (2:37)

Italians believe that bottle service at night clubs is the classiest thing in the world.

Posted: 04/16/2010 Views: 29136
America at the Club (3:30)

If the world is a nightclub, America is the guy who can walk right in.

Posted: 04/16/2010 Views: 49425
Rainforest Themed Restaurant (4:01)

Rich white women always look like they just smelled crap.

Posted: 04/16/2010 Views: 20503
Just Like a Guy (1:19)

Cool chicks only go out in pairs because they don't like to hang out with other girls.

Posted: 04/16/2010 Views: 13708
Out of Control (1:19)

Women should stop vaginizing America and let dudes be dudes.

Posted: 04/16/2010 Views: 12075
Sheet Rock and Print Work (1:19)

Every Italian guy thinks he's a model because his mother's been telling him how good looking he is.

Posted: 04/16/2010 Views: 19673
It Is What It Is (1:42)

Bret Ernst has to wax his eyebrows every three days or else they grow into a goatee.

Posted: 04/16/2010 Views: 29511
Exclusive - Tune in April 16th (0:36)

Bret Ernst will not use cheap gimmicks to get you to watch his Comedy Central Presents special.

Posted: 04/14/2010 Views: 4439

Bret Ernst Jokes See all 5 Bret Ernst Jokes »

Certain things as men that you don't do. Like, guys, when you're out with your friends and you drop your buddy off, you don't wait to see if he got in OK. You leave; it's uncomfortable. If he gets his ass kicked on the way to the door, that's his own...
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