Eight thousand items on a menu is excessive.
Views: 37,598
Posted: 04/16/2010
Bret Ernst - Let's Get a Table
Italians believe that bottle service at night clubs is the classiest thing in the world.
Tags: Bret Ernst (12), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)
Posted: 04/16/10
Views: 29,136
Bret Ernst - Rainforest Themed Restaurant
Rich white women always look like they just smelled crap.
Tags: Bret Ernst (12), Comedy Central Presents (2172), imitations (847)
Posted: 04/16/10
Views: 20,499
Bret Ernst - America at the Club
If the world is a nightclub, America is the guy who can walk right in.
Tags: Bret Ernst (12), Comedy Central Presents (2172), imitations (847)
Posted: 04/16/10
Views: 49,407
Bret Ernst - Out of Control
Women should stop vaginizing America and let dudes be dudes.
Tags: Bret Ernst (12), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)
Posted: 04/16/10
Views: 12,074
Bret Ernst - Sheet Rock and Print Work
Every Italian guy thinks he's a model because his mother's been telling him how good looking he is.
Tags: Bret Ernst (12), Comedy Central Presents (2172), imitations (847)
Posted: 04/16/10
Views: 19,671
Bret Ernst - Just Like a Guy
Cool chicks only go out in pairs because they don't like to hang out with other girls.
Tags: Bret Ernst (12), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)
Posted: 04/16/10
Views: 13,704
Bret Ernst - It Is What It Is
Bret Ernst has to wax his eyebrows every three days or else they grow into a goatee.
Tags: Bret Ernst (12), Comedy Central Presents (2172), lookin' good (488)
Posted: 04/16/10
Views: 29,509
Stand-Up: Bret Ernst - Kept His Word
Bret Ernst's gay older brother flew out of the womb and promised to never go back in there.
Tags: Bret Ernst (12), Comedy Central Presents (2172), religion (404)
Posted: 04/16/10
Views: 20,935
Bret Ernst - Exclusive - Tune in April 16th
Bret Ernst will not use cheap gimmicks to get you to watch his Comedy Central Presents special.
Tags: Bret Ernst (12), Comedy Central Presents (2172), kids (831)
Posted: 04/14/10
Views: 4,438
Bret Ernst - It Is What It Is
Bret Ernst has to wax his eyebrows every three days or else they grow into a goatee.
Tags: Bret Ernst (12), Comedy Central Presents (2172), lookin' good (488)
Posted: 04/16/10
Views: 29,511
Bret Ernst - Rainforest Themed Restaurant
Rich white women always look like they just smelled crap.
Tags: Bret Ernst (12), Comedy Central Presents (2172), imitations (847)
Posted: 04/16/10
Views: 20,503
Bret Ernst - Exclusive - Tune in April 16th
Bret Ernst will not use cheap gimmicks to get you to watch his Comedy Central Presents special.
Tags: Bret Ernst (12), Comedy Central Presents (2172), kids (831)
Posted: 04/14/10
Views: 4,439
Stand-Up: Bret Ernst - Kept His Word
Bret Ernst's gay older brother flew out of the womb and promised to never go back in there.
Tags: Bret Ernst (12), Comedy Central Presents (2172), religion (404)
Posted: 04/16/10
Views: 20,937
Bret Ernst - Out of Control
Women should stop vaginizing America and let dudes be dudes.
Tags: Bret Ernst (12), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)
Posted: 04/16/10
Views: 12,075
Bret Ernst - Just Like a Guy
Cool chicks only go out in pairs because they don't like to hang out with other girls.
Tags: Bret Ernst (12), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)
Posted: 04/16/10
Views: 13,708
Bret Ernst - Let's Get a Table
Italians believe that bottle service at night clubs is the classiest thing in the world.
Tags: Bret Ernst (12), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)
Posted: 04/16/10
Views: 29,130
Bret Ernst - America at the Club
If the world is a nightclub, America is the guy who can walk right in.
Tags: Bret Ernst (12), Comedy Central Presents (2172), imitations (847)
Posted: 04/16/10
Views: 49,425
Bret Ernst - Sheet Rock and Print Work
Every Italian guy thinks he's a model because his mother's been telling him how good looking he is.
Tags: Bret Ernst (12), Comedy Central Presents (2172), imitations (847)
Posted: 04/16/10
Views: 19,673
Bob Marley - Ordering Food
Men aren't allowed to order first.
Tags: Bob Marley (14), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)
Posted: 02/01/07
Views: 14,406
