Italians believe that bottle service at night clubs is the classiest thing in the world.
Views: 28,304
Posted: 04/16/2010
Bret Ernst - Out of Control
Women should stop vaginizing America and let dudes be dudes.
Tags: Bret Ernst (12), Comedy Central Presents (2173), men/women (1147)
Posted: 04/16/10
Views: 11,784
Bret Ernst - It Is What It Is
Bret Ernst has to wax his eyebrows every three days or else they grow into a goatee.
Tags: Bret Ernst (12), Comedy Central Presents (2173), lookin' good (475)
Posted: 04/16/10
Views: 29,284
Bret Ernst - Exclusive - Super Waiter
Eight thousand items on a menu is excessive.
Tags: Bret Ernst (12), Comedy Central Presents (2173), food (712)
Posted: 04/16/10
Views: 37,153
Bret Ernst - Just Like a Guy
Cool chicks only go out in pairs because they don't like to hang out with other girls.
Tags: Bret Ernst (12), Comedy Central Presents (2173), men/women (1147)
Posted: 04/16/10
Views: 13,404
Bret Ernst - Rainforest Themed Restaurant
Rich white women always look like they just smelled crap.
Tags: Bret Ernst (12), Comedy Central Presents (2173), imitations (847)
Posted: 04/16/10
Views: 20,050
Bret Ernst - America at the Club
If the world is a nightclub, America is the guy who can walk right in.
Tags: Bret Ernst (12), Comedy Central Presents (2173), imitations (847)
Posted: 04/16/10
Views: 47,591
Stand-Up: Bret Ernst - Kept His Word
Bret Ernst's gay older brother flew out of the womb and promised to never go back in there.
Tags: Bret Ernst (12), Comedy Central Presents (2173), religion (400)
Posted: 04/16/10
Views: 20,206
Bret Ernst - Sheet Rock and Print Work
Every Italian guy thinks he's a model because his mother's been telling him how good looking he is.
Tags: Bret Ernst (12), Comedy Central Presents (2173), imitations (847)
Posted: 04/16/10
Views: 19,273
Bret Ernst - Exclusive - Tune in April 16th
Bret Ernst will not use cheap gimmicks to get you to watch his Comedy Central Presents special.
Tags: Bret Ernst (12), Comedy Central Presents (2173), kids (809)
Posted: 04/14/10
Views: 4,402
Bret Ernst - Sheet Rock and Print Work
Every Italian guy thinks he's a model because his mother's been telling him how good looking he is.
Tags: Bret Ernst (12), Comedy Central Presents (2173), imitations (847)
Posted: 04/16/10
Views: 19,272
Bret Ernst - America at the Club
If the world is a nightclub, America is the guy who can walk right in.
Tags: Bret Ernst (12), Comedy Central Presents (2173), imitations (847)
Posted: 04/16/10
Views: 47,590
Dom Irrera - The Name "Dom"
Dom Irrera once got mistaken for Don Ameche.
Tags: Dom Irrera (7), Comedy Central Presents (2173), ethnic (867)
Posted: 07/18/00
Views: 6,482
Gregg Rogell - Italian Martial Arts
Italian martial arts are a lot like karate.
Tags: Gregg Rogell (13), ethnic (867), imitations (847)
Posted: 01/03/00
Views: 5,422
Bret Ernst - Just Like a Guy
Cool chicks only go out in pairs because they don't like to hang out with other girls.
Tags: Bret Ernst (12), Comedy Central Presents (2173), men/women (1147)
Posted: 04/16/10
Views: 13,403
Mario Cantone - Italians
"Moonstruck" is a piece of crap.
Tags: Mario Cantone (10), Comedy Central Presents (2173), ethnic (867)
Posted: 07/16/99
Views: 3,270
Chelsea Peretti - Weird Attractiveness Level
Just when Chelsea starts to feel good about herself, someone brings her back down.
Tags: Chelsea Peretti (10), Comedy Central Presents (2173), ethnic (867)
Posted: 01/30/11
Views: 25,982
Jon Manfrellotti - Cousin Ricky
Cousin Ricky came to visit Long Island.
Tags: Jon Manfrellotti (2), ethnic (867), imitations (847)
Posted: 06/13/97
Views: 1,701
Paul Mecurio - Going Home
Paul's cousin sells car alarms he stole out of other cars.
Tags: Paul Mecurio (12), Comedy Central Presents (2173), family (641)
Posted: 05/20/04
Views: 3,286
Mike Ricca - Bad Pizza
They mess up the pizza on the West Coast.
