An 18-year-old girl has no business trying to sell perfume to a 35-year-old woman.
At 35, you react to construction workers' cat calls a lot more positively.
A five-foot tall mom isn't very intimidating.
Apparently, some people don't like to get a buzz but do like to pee a lot.
Mall cologne-women need killing.
Old ladies don't belong in Midtown.
I'm not a lesbian. I can't even do improv.
She'd say, 'Wait 'til your father gets home.' I'm like, 'Mama, it's been eight years.'
I yell back at construction workers now. I don't care. 'Cause when you're a young woman in this city of all cities, when they say those creative...
Beer with no alcohol -- what a taste. That is like a nun with a D-cup.
My husband and I actually saved up to go to this really nice restaurant. And we go there and actually heard a child say this: 'Daddy, do we have to...