Apparently, some people don't like to get a buzz but do like to pee a lot.
Filed under: Brett Butler (6), alcohol (396), Two Drink Minimum (291)
Views: 611
Posted: 05/26/1993
Brett Butler - Department Store Saleswomen
An 18-year-old girl has no business trying to sell perfume to a 35-year-old woman.
Tags: Brett Butler (6), money (471), Two Drink Minimum (291)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 1,699
Brett Butler - Cat Calls
At 35, you react to construction workers' cat calls a lot more positively.
Tags: Brett Butler (6), sex (983), men/women (919)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 839
Brett Butler - Short Mom
A five-foot tall mom isn't very intimidating.
Tags: Brett Butler (6), sex (983), kids (642)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 813
Brett Butler - He Needed Killing
Mall cologne-women need killing.
Tags: Brett Butler (6), sex (983), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 468
Brett Butler - Recovered Southerner
Old ladies don't belong in Midtown.
Tags: Brett Butler (6), men/women (919), imitations (789)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 428
Brett Butler - Department Store Saleswomen
An 18-year-old girl has no business trying to sell perfume to a 35-year-old woman.
Tags: Brett Butler (6), money (471), Two Drink Minimum (291)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 1,699
Jan Karem - Store Clerks
The girls at the cosmetics counter always act like they're doing you a favor.
Tags: Jan Karem (3), imitations (789), Two Drink Minimum (291)
Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 1,465
Karen Anderson - Wearing Lipstick
Karen has to wear lipstick around her grandma.
Tags: Karen Anderson (2), dating (637), family (582)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 769
Lizz Winstead - Fashion Nightmare
Fashion is enough of a nightmare as it is without people bringing bellbottoms back.
Tags: Lizz Winstead (14), parents (467), Two Drink Minimum (291)
Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 224
Brett Butler - Cat Calls
At 35, you react to construction workers' cat calls a lot more positively.
Tags: Brett Butler (6), sex (983), men/women (919)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 839
Stephanie Hodge - Old People
Stephanie's not nice and doesn't care.
Tags: Stephanie Hodge (3), family (582), alcohol (396)
Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 864
Brett Butler - Short Mom
A five-foot tall mom isn't very intimidating.
Tags: Brett Butler (6), sex (983), kids (642)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 813
Sean Morey - St. Patrick's Day
Sean comes from an Irish family.
Tags: Sean Morey (3), food (550), alcohol (396)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 405
Brett Butler - He Needed Killing
Mall cologne-women need killing.
Tags: Brett Butler (6), sex (983), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 468
Stephanie Hodge - Aging
Once your butt falls, your boobs will join.
Tags: Stephanie Hodge (3), men/women (919), imitations (789)
Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 804
