At 35, you react to construction workers' cat calls a lot more positively.
Views: 2,151
Posted: 05/26/1993
Brett Butler - Beer With No Alcohol
Apparently, some people don't like to get a buzz but do like to pee a lot.
Tags: Brett Butler (6), alcohol (511), lookin' good (475)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 1,851
Brett Butler - Department Store Saleswomen
An 18-year-old girl has no business trying to sell perfume to a 35-year-old woman.
Tags: Brett Butler (6), money (599), death (306)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 2,988
Brett Butler - He Needed Killing
Mall cologne-women need killing.
Tags: Brett Butler (6), sex (1193), marriage (541)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,601
Brett Butler - Recovered Southerner
Old ladies don't belong in Midtown.
Tags: Brett Butler (6), men/women (1147), imitations (847)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,602
Brett Butler - Short Mom
A five-foot tall mom isn't very intimidating.
Tags: Brett Butler (6), sex (1193), kids (809)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 3,487
Brett Butler - Recovered Southerner
Old ladies don't belong in Midtown.
Tags: Brett Butler (6), men/women (1147), imitations (847)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,602
Mike Sweeney - Sexual Preferences
Guys have sicker sexual preferences than women.
Tags: Mike Sweeney (7), sex (1193), men/women (1147)
Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 782
Dan Devido - Moving Day
You can tell if a mover is legit if he's got a picture of his butt crack on his ID card.
Tags: Dan Devido (2), sex (1193), men/women (1147)
Posted: 05/31/94
Views: 875
Jan Karem - Health Club
Upper East Side women don't think exercises apply to them.
Tags: Jan Karem (3), men/women (1147), imitations (847)
Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 2,493
Larry Brown - Getting Laid
Right now, Larry couldn't get laid in a women's prison with a fistful of pardons.
Tags: Larry Brown (2), sex (1193), men/women (1147)
Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 3,260
Brett Butler - Short Mom
A five-foot tall mom isn't very intimidating.
Tags: Brett Butler (6), sex (1193), kids (809)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 3,487
Ted Blumberg - Sexual Harassment
Flirting is not part of a job requirement.
Tags: Ted Blumberg (2), sex (1193), men/women (1147)
Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 3,221
Todd Lynn - Pre-Midlife Crisis
At 35, what is your opening line to talk to women?
Tags: Todd Lynn (9), Comedy Central Presents (2173), sex (1193)
Posted: 05/12/05
Views: 7,744
Jimmy Aleck - Condoms
A lot of women are carrying condoms now.
Tags: Jimmy Aleck (3), sex (1193), men/women (1147)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,107
Brett Butler - Department Store Saleswomen
An 18-year-old girl has no business trying to sell perfume to a 35-year-old woman.
