An 18-year-old girl has no business trying to sell perfume to a 35-year-old woman.
Filed under: Brett Butler (6), money (470), Two Drink Minimum (291)
Views: 1,698
Posted: 05/26/1993
Brett Butler - Cat Calls
At 35, you react to construction workers' cat calls a lot more positively.
Tags: Brett Butler (6), sex (983), men/women (919)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 838
Brett Butler - Short Mom
A five-foot tall mom isn't very intimidating.
Tags: Brett Butler (6), sex (983), kids (641)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 812
Brett Butler - Beer With No Alcohol
Apparently, some people don't like to get a buzz but do like to pee a lot.
Tags: Brett Butler (6), alcohol (396), Two Drink Minimum (291)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 610
Brett Butler - He Needed Killing
Mall cologne-women need killing.
Tags: Brett Butler (6), sex (983), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 467
Brett Butler - Recovered Southerner
Old ladies don't belong in Midtown.
Tags: Brett Butler (6), men/women (919), imitations (787)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 427
Brett Butler - Beer With No Alcohol
Apparently, some people don't like to get a buzz but do like to pee a lot.
Tags: Brett Butler (6), alcohol (396), Two Drink Minimum (291)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 610
Keith Robinson - Jeane Dixon
She was so good at predicting deaths somebody should check her alibi.
Tags: Keith Robinson (15), money (470), Two Drink Minimum (291)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 499
Brett Butler - Cat Calls
At 35, you react to construction workers' cat calls a lot more positively.
Tags: Brett Butler (6), sex (983), men/women (919)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 838
Ron Richards - Grocery Shopping
24-hour grocery stores are like outpatient night.
Tags: Ron Richards (3), men/women (919), dating (637)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 871
Kevin Kataoka - Throwing a Tantrum
A tantrum can help adults win arguments.
Tags: Kevin Kataoka (5), kids (641), money (470)
Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 465
Jessica Bern - Jewish Girls
"July" is not a Hebrew month.
Tags: Jessica Bern (2), ethnic (730), money (470)
Posted: 05/17/93
Views: 668
John Heffron - Buying a Bus
Guy who bought a bus on eBay: you're John's new hero!
Tags: John Heffron (24), men/women (919), food (550)
Posted: 07/15/09
Views: 11,017
Brett Butler - He Needed Killing
Mall cologne-women need killing.
Tags: Brett Butler (6), sex (983), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 467
Rene Hicks - Basketball Shoes
Basketball shoes are too expensive.
Tags: Rene Hicks (12), men/women (918), ethnic (729)
Posted: 05/18/93
Views: 684
Matt Graham - Morbid Thoughts
Matt has been thinking a lot about death.
Tags: Matt Graham (3), family (581), Two Drink Minimum (291)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 183
