A five-foot tall mom isn't very intimidating.
Views: 3,564
Posted: 02/24/1992
Brett Butler - Beer With No Alcohol
Apparently, some people don't like to get a buzz but do like to pee a lot.
Tags: Brett Butler (6), alcohol (516), lookin' good (488)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 1,930
Brett Butler - Department Store Saleswomen
An 18-year-old girl has no business trying to sell perfume to a 35-year-old woman.
Tags: Brett Butler (6), money (606), death (314)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 3,044
Brett Butler - Cat Calls
At 35, you react to construction workers' cat calls a lot more positively.
Tags: Brett Butler (6), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 2,206
Brett Butler - Recovered Southerner
Old ladies don't belong in Midtown.
Tags: Brett Butler (6), men/women (1155), imitations (847)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,652
Brett Butler - He Needed Killing
Mall cologne-women need killing.
Tags: Brett Butler (6), sex (1202), marriage (547)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,665
Richard Lewis - Family Reunions
Richard is finally older than his mom.
Tags: Richard Lewis (60), sex (1202), family (647)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 316
Sue Kolinsky - Long Distance Relationship
It's nice to have sex without MCI being involved.
Tags: Sue Kolinsky (4), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 4,110
Marc Price - Drinking Age
You don't need to be legal to buy the stuff that's illegal.
Tags: Marc Price (4), parents (591), alcohol (516)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 517
Jonathan Solomon - Growing Old
If a husband calls his wife "hon," it may be because he forgot her name.
Tags: Jonathan Solomon (6), family (647), parents (591)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,573
Len Austrevich - Grandma
Grandmothers make furniture look better with doilies.
Tags: Len Austrevich (3), kids (831), food (719)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,836
Brett Butler - He Needed Killing
Mall cologne-women need killing.
Tags: Brett Butler (6), sex (1202), marriage (547)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,665
Jack Mayberry - Finances
Jack wants to go broke before his bank does.
Tags: Jack Mayberry (2), imitations (847), family (647)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 501
Cathy Ladman - Cautious Drivers
Cathy's mom is such a cautious driver, she's dangerous.
Tags: Cathy Ladman (10), family (647), marriage (547)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,729
Ralph Harris - Dysfunctional Relatives
Everybody has an uncle who drinks too much.
Tags: Ralph Harris (5), Comedy Central Presents (2172), imitations (847)
Posted: 07/25/00
Views: 4,201
Megan Mooney - Irish = Mexican
Megan might as well be Mexican.
Tags: Megan Mooney (13), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 03/16/06
Views: 25,594
