Getting into fights with your best friend isn't the same when you're an adult.
The Internet's full of creeps.
All comedians wish they were rock stars.
I knew she farted 'cause my nose smelled it.
I listen to new versions of kids' metal.
A hotel employee in Chicago was relieved to find out that Brian Posehn was a comedian and an actor.
I've fallen off comics lately.
My friends will tell me about Rove stuff, and I'll shut off.
It was easier to quit meat than pot.