Eye doctors can make you feel self-conscious.
Views: 14,889
Posted: 09/07/2000
Brian Regan - Planet of the Apes
What ape general doesn't like bananas?
Tags: Brian Regan (48), movies (289),
Posted: 09/06/08
Views: 111,480
Brian Regan - Reading the News
Brian reads goodly.
Tags: Brian Regan (48), food (710), parents (566)
Posted: 09/06/08
Views: 45,213
Brian Regan - Learning Spanish
There are many books in the library.
Tags: Brian Regan (48), Miami (23)
Posted: 09/05/08
Views: 118,938
Brian Regan - Kidnapping Russell Crowe
How was the plot to kidnap Russell Crowe hatched?
Tags: Brian Regan (48), debt (9)
Posted: 09/05/08
Views: 119,594
Brian Regan - Hell Gigs - Dead Whale Jokes
Never joke about a dead whale.
Tags: Brian Regan (48), exclusives (308),
Posted: 08/27/08
Views: 62,398
Brian Regan - Big, Flannel-Wearing Man
Always do what the big guy tells you to do.
Tags: Brian Regan (48), Hell Gigs (9)
Posted: 08/27/08
Views: 72,378
Brian Regan - Dora the Explorer
Brian would probably watch "Dora the Explorer" even if he didn't have kids.
Tags: Brian Regan (48), kids (809), marriage (539)
Posted: 06/10/07
Views: 302,394
Brian Regan - Baby Books
What's the subtext of The Big Clock?
Tags: kids (809), parenting (195)
Posted: 06/10/07
Views: 177,559
Brian Regan - Flight Delays
Someone put our engine in upside down.
Tags: Brian Regan (48), money (599), flying (194)
Posted: 06/10/07
Views: 222,940
Brian Regan - Goodbye Dairy, Hello Cranberries
Dairy products equal happiness.
Tags: Brian Regan (48), Comedy Central Presents (2173), food (710)
Posted: 09/07/00
Views: 22,228
Brian Regan - Get Your Eyes Checked
Eye examinations are very intimidating
Tags: Brian Regan (48), Comedy Central Presents (2173), health (644)
Posted: 09/07/00
Views: 25,030
Brian Regan - The Gym
It's easier to look dumb at the gym than it is to work out.
Tags: Brian Regan (48), Comedy Central Presents (2173), health (644)
Posted: 09/07/00
Views: 26,297
Brian Regan - Yoga Made Impossible
Yoga is way less doable than you would think.
Tags: Brian Regan (48), Comedy Central Presents (2173), health (644)
Posted: 09/07/00
Views: 24,178
Brian Regan - What to Eat
People who are into food combinations are nuts.
Tags: Brian Regan (48), Comedy Central Presents (2173), food (710)
Posted: 09/07/00
Views: 22,209
Brian Regan - How to Eat a Pop Tart
Pop Tarts really aren't that hard to make.
Tags: Brian Regan (48), Comedy Central Presents (2173), food (710)
Posted: 09/07/00
Views: 51,545
Brian Regan - The World's Strongest Man Competition
The World's Strongest Man competition is truly bizarre.
Tags: Brian Regan (48), Comedy Central Presents (2173), health (644)
Posted: 09/07/00
Views: 26,204
Brian Regan - Serving Size
Serving sizes are just too small.
Tags: Brian Regan (48), Comedy Central Presents (2173), food (710)
Posted: 09/07/00
Views: 20,849
Brian Regan - Looking Like an Idiot
Always check the pressure before drinking from a water fountain.
Tags: Brian Regan (48), imitations (847), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 16,978
Tom Shillue - Wrong Side Surgery
Last year, there were 146 cases of wrong side surgeries recorded.
