The donut lady has the toughest job.
Views: 10,556
Posted: 02/24/1992
Brian Regan - Planet of the Apes
What ape general doesn't like bananas?
Tags: Brian Regan (48), movies (293),
Posted: 09/06/08
Views: 113,574
Brian Regan - Reading the News
Brian reads goodly.
Tags: Brian Regan (48), food (719), parents (591)
Posted: 09/06/08
Views: 47,496
Brian Regan - Learning Spanish
There are many books in the library.
Tags: Brian Regan (48), Miami (23)
Posted: 09/05/08
Views: 121,707
Brian Regan - Kidnapping Russell Crowe
How was the plot to kidnap Russell Crowe hatched?
Tags: Brian Regan (48), debt (9)
Posted: 09/05/08
Views: 121,101
Brian Regan - Hell Gigs - Dead Whale Jokes
Never joke about a dead whale.
Tags: Brian Regan (48), exclusives (335),
Posted: 08/27/08
Views: 63,301
Brian Regan - Big, Flannel-Wearing Man
Always do what the big guy tells you to do.
Tags: Brian Regan (48), Hell Gigs (9)
Posted: 08/27/08
Views: 73,277
Brian Regan - Baby Books
What's the subtext of The Big Clock?
Tags: kids (831), parenting (219)
Posted: 06/10/07
Views: 178,195
Brian Regan - Flight Delays
Someone put our engine in upside down.
Tags: Brian Regan (48), money (606), flying (196)
Posted: 06/10/07
Views: 223,508
Brian Regan - Greeting Cards
There's a whole section called "Blank Inside."
Tags: Brian Regan (48), birthdays (30)
Posted: 06/10/07
Views: 183,505
Brian Regan - Fishing Shows
Watching people fish can be better than doing it yourself.
Tags: Brian Regan (48), imitations (847), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 13,588
Brian Regan - Looking Like an Idiot
Always check the pressure before drinking from a water fountain.
Tags: Brian Regan (48), imitations (847), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 17,204
Brian Regan - Interviews
When Evel Knievel goes on a talk show, why do they always show his wipeout footage?
Tags: Brian Regan (48), imitations (847), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 8,297
Brian Regan - Stupid Things
Never assume a woman is pregnant just by looking at her.
Tags: Brian Regan (48), imitations (847), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 11,475
Richard Lewis - Living for Food
Richard Lewis' grandparents lived for food.
Tags: Richard Lewis (60), food (719), family (647)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,113
Mark Pitta - Cool Whip
How busy could the Cool Whip hotline get?
Tags: Mark Pitta (5), imitations (847), food (719)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,608
Brian Regan - Antiques Roadshow
Brian loves watching "Antiques Roadshow."
Tags: Brian Regan (48), imitations (847), TV (469)
Posted: 06/09/07
Views: 25,630
Kevin Rooney - Las Vegas
How bad could performing at a Vegas review be?
Tags: Kevin Rooney (3), food (719), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 354
Margaret Cho - Asian American
It's hard being an Asian actress without role models on TV.
Tags: Margaret Cho (5), ethnic (870), imitations (847)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 6,345
Kevin Rooney - Hollywood
Hollywood doesn't want political stand-up.
Tags: Kevin Rooney (3), imitations (847), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 468
