We should catapult people to heaven.
Brian is not "hospital fat."
It's like she's running up ten flights of stairs.
The first guy to eat an egg was gross.
Sneezing is the only thing that completely screws us up when it happens.
Every bite is like getting shot in the face.
You can do anything in church.
Over the phone, a female orgasm sounds like a woman running up the stairs.
Carlin is always the best.