The first guy to eat an egg was gross.
Views: 7,461
Posted: 10/22/2008
Brian Scolaro - Weight
Brian is not "hospital fat."
Tags: Brian Scolaro (8), Comedy Central Presents (2173), alcohol (511)
Posted: 01/16/09
Views: 13,177
Brian Scolaro - Interview - Early Influences
Carlin is always the best.
Tags: Brian Scolaro (8), Comedy Central Presents (2173),
Posted: 01/16/09
Views: 1,514
Brian Scolaro - Italian Food
Every bite is like getting shot in the face.
Tags: Brian Scolaro (8), Comedy Central Presents (2173), food (712)
Posted: 10/22/08
Views: 8,951
Brian Scolaro - Church on Drugs
You can do anything in church.
Tags: Brian Scolaro (8), Comedy Central Presents (2173), religion (400)
Posted: 10/22/08
Views: 7,013
Brian Scolaro - Heaven
We should catapult people to heaven.
Tags: Brian Scolaro (8), Comedy Central Presents (2173), religion (400)
Posted: 10/22/08
Views: 5,180
Brian Scolaro - Sneezing
Sneezing is the only thing that completely screws us up when it happens.
Tags: Brian Scolaro (8), imitations (847), family (641)
Posted: 06/21/07
Views: 9,641
Brian Scolaro - Phone Sex
Over the phone, a female orgasm sounds like a woman running up the stairs.
Tags: Brian Scolaro (8), sex (1193), men/women (1147)
Posted: 06/21/07
Views: 5,945
Brian Scolaro - Italian Food
Every bite is like getting shot in the face.
Tags: Brian Scolaro (8), Comedy Central Presents (2173), food (712)
Posted: 10/22/08
Views: 8,951
Brian Scolaro - Church on Drugs
You can do anything in church.
Tags: Brian Scolaro (8), Comedy Central Presents (2173), religion (400)
Posted: 10/22/08
Views: 7,013
Brian Scolaro - Weight
Brian is not "hospital fat."
Tags: Brian Scolaro (8), Comedy Central Presents (2173), alcohol (511)
Posted: 01/16/09
Views: 13,177
Brian Scolaro - Heaven
We should catapult people to heaven.
Tags: Brian Scolaro (8), Comedy Central Presents (2173), religion (400)
Posted: 10/22/08
Views: 5,180
Brian Scolaro - Interview - Early Influences
Carlin is always the best.
Tags: Brian Scolaro (8), Comedy Central Presents (2173),
Posted: 01/16/09
Views: 1,514
Mitch Hedberg - Blocking the Fire Exit
If you're flammable and have legs, you're never blocking a fire exit.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), Comedy Central Presents (2173), food (712)
Posted: 01/04/99
Views: 95,242
Clinton Jackson - Energy Drinks
They don't tell you what happens if you drink four energy drinks.
Tags: Clinton Jackson (11), Comedy Central Presents (2173), food (712)
Posted: 05/20/04
Views: 6,291
Ardal O'Hanlon - Lending Books
Ardal O'Hanlon doesn't want people to learn what he already knows.
Tags: Ardal O'Hanlon (10), Comedy Central Presents (2173), food (712)
Posted: 10/07/01
Views: 1,125
Ardal O'Hanlon - Lending Books
Ardal O'Hanlon doesn't want people to learn what he already knows.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (2173), food (712)
Posted: 10/07/01
Views: 29,437
Marc Maron - Ice Cream Addiction
You are not kidding anyone when you put away a pint of ice cream before it's done.
