Sneezing is the only thing that completely screws us up when it happens.
Views: 9,833
Posted: 06/21/2007
Brian Scolaro - Weight
Brian is not "hospital fat."
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Posted: 01/16/09
Views: 13,246
Brian Scolaro - Interview - Early Influences
Carlin is always the best.
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Posted: 01/16/09
Views: 1,536
Brian Scolaro - Church on Drugs
You can do anything in church.
Tags: Brian Scolaro (8), Comedy Central Presents (2172), religion (404)
Posted: 10/22/08
Views: 7,087
Brian Scolaro - Process of Elimination
The first guy to eat an egg was gross.
Tags: Brian Scolaro (8), Comedy Central Presents (2172), food (719)
Posted: 10/22/08
Views: 7,519
Brian Scolaro - Heaven
We should catapult people to heaven.
Tags: Brian Scolaro (8), Comedy Central Presents (2172), religion (404)
Posted: 10/22/08
Views: 5,229
Brian Scolaro - Italian Food
Every bite is like getting shot in the face.
Tags: Brian Scolaro (8), Comedy Central Presents (2172), food (719)
Posted: 10/22/08
Views: 9,082
Brian Scolaro - Phone Sex
Over the phone, a female orgasm sounds like a woman running up the stairs.
Tags: Brian Scolaro (8), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 06/21/07
Views: 5,997
Brian Scolaro - Phone Sex
Over the phone, a female orgasm sounds like a woman running up the stairs.
Tags: Brian Scolaro (8), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 06/21/07
Views: 5,997
Robert Schimmel - Swim with the Dolphins
Do not stick anything in a dolphin's blowhole.
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Posted: 07/05/07
Views: 7,768
Ryan Hamilton - Inflatable Dancing Man
Car dealerships give away free hot dogs like it's no big deal.
Tags: Ryan Hamilton (3), imitations (847), Live at Gotham (340)
Posted: 06/28/07
Views: 8,665
Bryan Gutmann - Humpty Dumpty
The rhyme about Humpty Dumpty has a depressing ending.
Tags: Bryan Gutmann (2), imitations (847), growing up (512)
Posted: 06/28/07
Views: 993
Vargus Mason - Amber Alert
You never hear about someone kidnapping badass children.
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Posted: 06/28/07
Views: 2,850
Steve Wilson - New Love
Steve respects couples who have been dating a long time.
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Posted: 05/24/07
Views: 2,617
Ryan Stout - Laughter
Ryan likes to hear a laugh that comes from human empathy.
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Posted: 05/24/07
Views: 2,901
Bryan Gutmann - Meeting Place
Bryan Gutmann offers home fire safety tips.
Tags: Bryan Gutmann (2), imitations (847), Live at Gotham (340)
Posted: 06/28/07
Views: 842
TJ Miller - Failed Hi-Five
You can't hi-five the death of a family member.
Tags: family (647), Live at Gotham (340)
Posted: 07/11/08
Views: 34,294
Paul Varghese - Empty Apartment
Paul Varghese's apartment has a bed and a set of drawers.
Tags: Paul Varghese (4), family (647), money (606)
Posted: 07/12/07
Views: 7,309
