Sneezing is the only thing that completely screws us up when it happens.
Filed under: Brian Scolaro (8), imitations (787), family (581)
Views: 4,913
Posted: 06/21/2007
Brian Scolaro - Weight
Brian is not "hospital fat."
Tags: Brian Scolaro (8), Comedy Central Presents (1803), alcohol (396)
Posted: 01/16/09
Views: 10,816
Brian Scolaro - Phone Sex
It's like she's running up ten flights of stairs.
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Posted: 06/25/07
Views: 8,441
Brian Scolaro - Process of Elimination
The first guy to eat an egg was gross.
Tags: Brian Scolaro (8), Comedy Central Presents (1803), food (550)
Posted: 10/22/08
Views: 4,985
Brian Scolaro - Italian Food
Every bite is like getting shot in the face.
Tags: Brian Scolaro (8), Comedy Central Presents (1803), food (550)
Posted: 10/22/08
Views: 4,169
Brian Scolaro - Church on Drugs
You can do anything in church.
Tags: Brian Scolaro (8), Comedy Central Presents (1803), religion (341)
Posted: 10/22/08
Views: 3,730
Brian Scolaro - Heaven
We should catapult people to heaven.
Tags: Brian Scolaro (8), Comedy Central Presents (1803), religion (341)
Posted: 10/22/08
Views: 3,130
Brian Scolaro - Phone Sex
Over the phone, a female orgasm sounds like a woman running up the stairs.
Tags: Brian Scolaro (8), sex (983), men/women (919)
Posted: 06/21/07
Views: 3,123
Brian Scolaro - Interview - Early Influences
Carlin is always the best.
Tags: Brian Scolaro (8), Comedy Central Presents (1803),
Posted: 01/16/09
Views: 820
Brian Scolaro - Phone Sex
Over the phone, a female orgasm sounds like a woman running up the stairs.
Tags: Brian Scolaro (8), sex (983), men/women (919)
Posted: 06/21/07
Views: 3,123
Robert Schimmel - Swim with the Dolphins
Do not stick anything in a dolphin's blowhole.
Tags: Robert Schimmel (4), kids (641), family (581)
Posted: 07/05/07
Views: 2,716
Ryan Hamilton - Inflatable Dancing Man
Car dealerships give away free hot dogs like it's no big deal.
Tags: Ryan Hamilton (3), imitations (787), Live at Gotham (343)
Posted: 06/28/07
Views: 2,439
Bryan Gutmann - Humpty Dumpty
The rhyme about Humpty Dumpty has a depressing ending.
Tags: Bryan Gutmann (2), imitations (787), growing up (423)
Posted: 06/28/07
Views: 383
Steve Wilson - New Love
Steve respects couples who have been dating a long time.
Tags: Steve Wilson (2), sex (983), imitations (787)
Posted: 05/24/07
Views: 507
Vargus Mason - Amber Alert
You never hear about someone kidnapping badass children.
Tags: Vargus Mason (3), imitations (787), kids (641)
Posted: 06/28/07
Views: 1,178
Ryan Stout - Laughter
Ryan likes to hear a laugh that comes from human empathy.
Tags: Ryan Stout (4), imitations (787), work/office (359)
Posted: 05/24/07
Views: 1,432
Bryan Gutmann - Meeting Place
Bryan Gutmann offers home fire safety tips.
Tags: Bryan Gutmann (2), imitations (787), Live at Gotham (343)
Posted: 06/28/07
Views: 456
Paul Varghese - Empty Apartment
Paul Varghese's apartment has a bed and a set of drawers.
Tags: Paul Varghese (2), family (581), money (470)
Posted: 07/12/07
Views: 2,133
TJ Miller - Failed Hi-Five
You can't hi-five the death of a family member.
Tags: TJ Miller (11), family (581), Live at Gotham (343)
Posted: 07/11/08
Views: 27,372
