Barack Obama is half-black and half-white, so he represents Halle Berry.
Filed under: Barack Obama (32), Bo Burnham (8)
Views: 54,096
Brian Scolaro - Weight
Brian is not "hospital fat."
Tags: Brian Scolaro (8), Comedy Central Presents (1892), alcohol (409)
Posted: 01/16/09
Views: 10,816
Brian Scolaro - Phone Sex
It's like she's running up ten flights of stairs.
Tags:
Posted: 06/25/07
Views: 8,480
Brian Scolaro - Sneezing
Sneezing is the only thing that completely screws us up when it happens.
Tags: Brian Scolaro (8), imitations (801), family (588)
Posted: 06/21/07
Views: 5,317
Brian Scolaro - Process of Elimination
The first guy to eat an egg was gross.
Tags: Brian Scolaro (8), Comedy Central Presents (1892), food (558)
Posted: 10/22/08
Views: 5,309
Brian Scolaro - Italian Food
Every bite is like getting shot in the face.
Tags: Brian Scolaro (8), Comedy Central Presents (1892), food (558)
Posted: 10/22/08
Views: 4,493
Brian Scolaro - Church on Drugs
You can do anything in church.
Tags: Brian Scolaro (8), Comedy Central Presents (1892), religion (342)
Posted: 10/22/08
Views: 4,159
Brian Scolaro - Phone Sex
Over the phone, a female orgasm sounds like a woman running up the stairs.
Tags: Brian Scolaro (8), Week (1001), men/women (950)
Posted: 06/21/07
Views: 3,403
Brian Scolaro - Heaven
We should catapult people to heaven.
Tags: Brian Scolaro (8), Comedy Central Presents (1892), religion (342)
Posted: 10/22/08
Views: 3,343
Brian Scolaro - Interview - Early Influences
Carlin is always the best.
Tags: Brian Scolaro (8), Comedy Central Presents (1892),
Posted: 01/16/09
Views: 820
PolitiBits - Jo Koy
There is nothing about politics that I know. I live in America.
Tags: Jo Koy (30), news & politics (228), Barack Obama (32)
PolitiBits - Brian Posehn
My friends will tell me about Rove stuff, and I'll shut off.
Tags: Brian Posehn (21), Indecision 2008 (7)
Posted: 12/06/07
Views: 6,890
Bo Burnham - Bo's Crib
Bo Burnham gives his fans a tour of his crib.
Tags: Bo Burnham (8), songs (144), exclusives (110)
Posted: 06/16/08
Views: 95,534
PolitiBits - Dan Cummins
My slogan would be, "If we can't kill rednecks, let's make them want to leave."
Tags: Dan Cummins (6), Indecision 2008 (7),
Posted: 01/10/08
Views: 5,348
Katt Williams - Government Pimps
The government says sh*t to you and doesn't explain it.
Tags: Katt Williams (18), marijuana (109), Iraq (43)
Posted: 09/04/08
Views: 72,376
Bo Burnham - His Whole Family Thinks He's Gay
He was John Elway, now he's Elton John.
Tags: Bo Burnham (8), Comedy Central Presents (1892), music (383)
Posted: 03/13/09
Views: 77,922
Bo Burnham - Bo Raps
Fractions speak louder than words.
Tags: Bo Burnham (8), Comedy Central Presents (1892), music (383)
Posted: 03/13/09
Views: 57,283
Bo Burnham - High School Party
Bo likes soda. Where's the soda?
