Bruce is scared of rednecks.
Bruce was a slick kid.
Bruce Bruce travels with 28 Subway sandwiches.
Bruce's uncle laughs out loud without ever cracking a smile.
Krispy Kreme donuts will make you wreck your car.
A floor buffer is not a maintenance engineer.
It's Bruce Bruce, not Fat Bruce.
White people say "God;" black people say "Jesus."
Bruce's mom is two-faced.