Bruce was a slick kid.
A floor buffer is not a maintenance engineer.
Bruce's uncle laughs out loud without ever cracking a smile.
Women have a plan.
White people say "God;" black people say "Jesus."
Bruce is scared of rednecks.
It's Bruce Bruce, not Fat Bruce.
Bruce Bruce travels with 28 Subway sandwiches.
Krispy Kreme donuts will make you wreck your car.