You have to get the evil out of you before you're ready for marriage.
Be careful at the Dallas/Fort Worth airport if you're celebrating National Coming Out Day.
You can tell if a mover is legit if he's got a picture of his butt crack on his ID card.
Louis C.K. doesn't understand why people fight.
There's that moment in an evening of drinking, hanging out, having fun, when something happens.
It's best to shush your partner when they're talking about something important in front of people.
There should be a three-minute time limit on nudity.
If a woman tells you she only dates breakdancers, show her some moves.
The ladies are running things now.
Tennessee is a bad place to get lost.