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Carlos Alazraqui
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Carlos Alazraqui - Taco Bell Chihuahua
Carlos helps his friends get laid with his impressions.
Tags: Carlos Alazraqui (6), Comedy Central Presents (1874), sex (1001)
Posted: 02/26/04
Views: 1,897
Carlos Alazraqui - Big Cars
Cars are getting bigger in America.
Tags: Carlos Alazraqui (6), Comedy Central Presents (1874), driving (275)
Posted: 02/26/04
Views: 4,224
Carlos Alazraqui - Honorable Combat
Honorable combat is relative.
Tags: Carlos Alazraqui (6), Comedy Central Presents (1874), impressions (243)
Posted: 02/26/04
Views: 836
Carlos Alazraqui - Cheerleaders
If cheerleaders affected the outcomes of battles, the Native Americans would still be here today.
Tags: Carlos Alazraqui (6), Comedy Central Presents (1874), impressions (243)
Posted: 02/26/04
Views: 2,632
Carlos Alazraqui - Senior Citizens
Senior citizens should not drive in big cities.
Tags: Carlos Alazraqui (6), Comedy Central Presents (1874), ethnic (741)
Posted: 02/26/04
Views: 916
Carlos Alazraqui - Spaniards
Spaniards are the reason Latinos come in all different colors.
Tags: Carlos Alazraqui (6), Comedy Central Presents (1874), sex (1001)
Posted: 02/26/04
Views: 1,322
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