Senior citizens should not drive in big cities.
Views: 2,092
Posted: 02/26/2004
Carlos Alazraqui - Simon Cowell
Simon Cowell is brutally, devastatingly honest.
Tags: Carlos Alazraqui (7), Comedy Central Presents (2173), music (475)
Posted: 02/26/04
Views: 4,302
Carlos Alazraqui - Spaniards
Spaniards are the reason Latinos come in all different colors.
Tags: Carlos Alazraqui (7), Comedy Central Presents (2173), sex (1193)
Posted: 02/26/04
Views: 3,141
Carlos Alazraqui - Cheerleaders
If cheerleaders affected the outcomes of battles, the Native Americans would still be here today.
Tags: Carlos Alazraqui (7), Comedy Central Presents (2173), impressions (427)
Posted: 02/26/04
Views: 4,807
Carlos Alazraqui - Big Cars
Cars are getting bigger in America.
Tags: Carlos Alazraqui (7), Comedy Central Presents (2173), impressions (427)
Posted: 02/26/04
Views: 5,363
Carlos Alazraqui - Taco Bell Chihuahua
Carlos helps his friends get laid with his impressions.
Tags: Carlos Alazraqui (7), Comedy Central Presents (2173), sex (1193)
Posted: 02/26/04
Views: 3,933
Carlos Alazraqui - Honorable Combat
Honorable combat is relative.
Tags: Carlos Alazraqui (7), Comedy Central Presents (2173), impressions (427)
Posted: 02/26/04
Views: 2,056
Jay Larson - Jelly Thunder Trunks
Jay Larson wants one baby leg to squeeze as a stress reliever.
Tags: Jay Larson (17), Comedy Central Presents (2173), ethnic (867)
Posted: 03/07/11
Views: 3,236
Nick Swardson - Old People
It's hard for Nick to compete with his grandma's problems.
Tags: Nick Swardson (50), Comedy Central Presents (2173), imitations (847)
Posted: 01/07/01
Views: 39,537
Len Austrevich - Grandma
Grandmothers make furniture look better with doilies.
Tags: Len Austrevich (3), kids (809), food (712)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,749
Wayne Federman - Learner's Permit
Wayne's parents are the worst drivers in the world.
Tags: Wayne Federman (16), health (644), parents (566)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 884
Lester Barrie - Bald Men
When black men start going bald, they cut off all their hair.
Tags: Lester Barrie (3), ethnic (867), parents (566)
Posted: 05/12/94
Views: 1,749
Carol Leifer - Times Square
It used to be embarrassing to live in Times Square.
Tags: Carol Leifer (13), Comedy Central Presents (2173), parents (566)
Posted: 03/20/03
Views: 230
Amy Schumer - Amy Jewmer
Amy Schumer's mother found the one town where their family had to be Jews underground.
Tags: Amy Schumer (22), Comedy Central Presents (2173), family (641)
Posted: 04/02/10
Views: 15,741
Carlos Alazraqui - Big Cars
Cars are getting bigger in America.
Tags: Carlos Alazraqui (7), Comedy Central Presents (2173), impressions (427)
Posted: 02/26/04
Views: 5,363
Pete Holmes - Adults Eating Candy
Pete Holmes doesn't trust adults who eat candy.
Tags: Pete Holmes (29), Comedy Central Presents (2173), aging (327)
Posted: 02/26/10
Views: 27,119
Rob Riggle - Cotton Tops
The bottom line is that old people are out to destroy us.
