Carlos Mencia's father was a genius.
Carlos Mencia knows that real pirates need actual pirate ships.
Carlos Mencia hates the news.
Some people think that Carlos Mencia will just say anything.
Carlos Mencia's jokes often get misinterpreted.
Carlos Mencia does not want to protest the laws in Arizona.
Carlos Mencia's brother walks around Scottsdale with his passport in his pocket.
Carlos Mencia believes that America needs to be happy again.
Carlos Mencia needs a room with air conditioning.
Carlos Mencia is neither a Democrat nor a Republican.