Stop crying. This movie has a happy ending.
Filed under: Carlos Mencia (24), religion (342), movies (225)
Views: 3,214
Posted: 03/11/2006
Carlos Mencia - Barack Obama
Most people don't know Barack Obama is African.
Tags: Carlos Mencia (24), ethnic (740), Barack Obama (30)
Posted: 05/18/08
Views: 142,151
Carlos Mencia - Honesty
Women, be honest about men.
Tags: Carlos Mencia (24), sex (999), men/women (942)
Posted: 05/18/08
Views: 135,120
Carlos Mencia - Burka
Men are losing the marriage battle in America.
Tags: Carlos Mencia (24), ethnic (740), religion (342)
Posted: 05/18/08
Views: 72,704
Carlos Mencia - Dog the Bounty Hunter
I'm not racist! I say racist things all the time!
Tags: Carlos Mencia (24),
Posted: 05/18/08
Views: 67,863
Carlos Mencia - Gays in the Military
There are a lot of gay people in the military.
Tags: Carlos Mencia (24), gay/homosexual (286), racism (96)
Posted: 05/18/08
Views: 42,941
Carlos Mencia - Women
Women have it so easy.
Tags: Carlos Mencia (24), sex (999), men/women (942)
Posted: 05/18/08
Views: 27,309
Carlos Mencia - What Men Want
Women, you know what we want.
Tags: Carlos Mencia (24), sex (999), men/women (942)
Posted: 05/18/08
Views: 24,441
Carlos Mencia - Middle East
Arabs and Latinos look a lot a like.
Tags: Carlos Mencia (24), wars (115), Iraq (43)
Posted: 05/18/08
Views: 22,319
Carlos Mencia - Mortar-Proof Theatre
I can do five shows!
Tags: Carlos Mencia (24), driving (274), wars (115)
Posted: 05/18/08
Views: 21,204
Carlos Mencia - Passion of the Christ Pt. 1
Just because someone's not crying at this movie doesn't mean they're not touched by Jesus Christ.
Tags: Carlos Mencia (24), religion (342), movies (225)
Posted: 03/11/06
Views: 3,520
Patton Oswalt - Einstein's Food Poisoning
Patton wants to do a film about Einstein's four hours on the toilet.
Tags: Patton Oswalt (33), food (557), religion (342)
Posted: 12/04/04
Views: 7,451
Jimmy Carr - The Passion of the Christ
If we're all God's children, what's so special about Jesus?
Tags: Jimmy Carr (12), Comedy Central Presents (1860), sex (999)
Posted: 01/13/05
Views: 3,126
Carlos Mencia - The Pope in Heaven
It shouldn't be wrong to assume the pope is in heaven having sex.
Tags: Carlos Mencia (24), sex (999), family (585)
Posted: 03/11/06
Views: 4,577
Adam Ferrara - Easter
Nobody can explain this holiday.
Tags: Adam Ferrara (26), Comedy Central Presents (1860), family (585)
Posted: 12/31/00
Views: 1,541
Carlos Mencia - Ethnic Hierarchies
For every race, there are different levels within it.
Tags: Carlos Mencia (24), ethnic (740), culture (95)
Posted: 03/11/06
Views: 9,035
Carlos Mencia - Border Fence
Deporting illegal aliens might make it hard for America to build that border fence.
Tags: Carlos Mencia (24), laws (103), immigration (33)
Posted: 03/11/06
Views: 7,237
Carlos Mencia - Southwest Airlines
If you're afraid of your plane being hijacked, fly Southwest Airlines.
Tags: Carlos Mencia (24), flying (155), terrorism (90)
Posted: 03/11/06
Views: 11,321
Carlos Mencia - Special Treatment
Carlos Mencia sees disabled people for who they really are.
Tags: Carlos Mencia (24), men/women (942), storyteller (264)
Posted: 03/11/06
Views: 5,615
Carlos Mencia - Women Are Gross, Too
Men may be gross, but so are women. They just don't admit it.
