Security guards at the airport are all over you.
Views: 1,446
Posted: 03/20/2003
Carol Leifer - Times Square
It used to be embarrassing to live in Times Square.
Tags: Carol Leifer (13), Comedy Central Presents (2173), parents (566)
Posted: 03/20/03
Views: 230
Carol Leifer - Nude Beach
Everybody who shouldn't be naked is naked.
Tags: Carol Leifer (13), Comedy Central Presents (2173), lookin' good (475)
Posted: 03/20/03
Views: 4,813
Carol Leifer - Lingerie
Lingerie is a rip-off.
Tags: Carol Leifer (13), Comedy Central Presents (2173), sex (1193)
Posted: 03/20/03
Views: 3,248
Carol Leifer - Automatic Flush Toilets
How does it know?
Tags: Carol Leifer (13), Comedy Central Presents (2173), physical humor (253)
Posted: 03/20/03
Views: 1,871
Carol Leifer - Hotel Minibar
Jews will sit around and stare at the price list, mesmerized.
Tags: Carol Leifer (13), Comedy Central Presents (2173), food (712)
Posted: 03/20/03
Views: 982
Carol Leifer - Traveling
British money confuses Carol.
Tags: Carol Leifer (13), Comedy Central Presents (2173), money (599)
Posted: 03/20/03
Views: 1,465
Carol Leifer - Having a Baby
It's scary to imagine the pain of giving birth.
Tags: Carol Leifer (13), Comedy Central Presents (2173), men/women (1147)
Posted: 03/20/03
Views: 1,596
Carol Leifer - Bad Breath
You know you're close with someone when you can tell him his breath stinks.
Tags: Carol Leifer (13), Comedy Central Presents (2173), sex (1193)
Posted: 03/20/03
Views: 3,797
Carol Leifer - Near Death Experience
People who have almost died always talk about seeing a bright light.
Tags: Carol Leifer (13), Comedy Central Presents (2173), sex (1193)
Posted: 03/20/03
Views: 1,882
Harland Williams - Getting Pulled Over
Cops always call you "son" when they pull you over.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), Comedy Central Presents (2173), TV (461)
Posted: 06/23/05
Views: 4,343
Adele Givens - Emergency Broadcast System
9/11 is what the emergency broadcast system guy had been preparing for all along.
Tags: Adele Givens (6), Comedy Central Presents (2173), TV (461)
Posted: 05/26/02
Views: 3,992
John Caparulo - Flight Delays
All of John's flights get delayed.
Tags: John Caparulo (16), Comedy Central Presents (2173), animals (535)
Posted: 04/06/06
Views: 26,993
Alonzo Bodden - Flying
Where's the bra bomber?
Tags: Alonzo Bodden (8), Comedy Central Presents (2173), ethnic (867)
Posted: 07/07/05
Views: 7,330
Christian Finnegan - Car Alarms
The secret to living in New York City is to block things out.
Tags: Christian Finnegan (23), Comedy Central Presents (2173), imitations (847)
Posted: 03/10/05
Views: 7,459
Gabriel Iglesias - Getting Pissed
Gabriel Iglesias discovers new Australian phrases.
Tags: Gabriel Iglesias (41), alcohol (511), driving (322)
Posted: 11/04/11
Views: 22,158
Greg Fitzsimmons - Crop Dusted
The first-class section of a plane smells better than coach.
Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (29), travel (294), flying (194)
Posted: 02/12/10
Views: 26,896
Mike Britt - Airplanes
We need Wesley Snipes in the air, not on the ground.
Tags: Mike Britt (8), Comedy Central Presents (2173), flying (194)
Posted: 05/12/02
Views: 2,783
Eugene Mirman - Fun With Airport Security
Eugene sneaks funny, not dangerous, items onto airplanes.
Tags: Eugene Mirman (27), Comedy Central Presents (2173), flying (194)
Posted: 01/31/08
Views: 2,134
Ed Byrne - Inconvenient Travels
Why do they bother asking you if you have weapons at airport security?
