Jews will sit around and stare at the price list, mesmerized.
Filed under: Carol Leifer (12), Comedy Central Presents (1803), food (550)
Views: 190
Posted: 03/20/2003
Carol Leifer - Nude Beach
Everybody who shouldn't be naked is naked.
Tags: Carol Leifer (12), Comedy Central Presents (1803), lookin' good (260)
Posted: 03/20/03
Views: 2,624
Carol Leifer - Bad Breath
You know you're close with someone when you can tell him his breath stinks.
Tags: Carol Leifer (12), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 03/20/03
Views: 2,587
Carol Leifer - Lingerie
Lingerie is a rip-off.
Tags: Carol Leifer (12), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 03/20/03
Views: 1,694
Carol Leifer - Automatic Flush Toilets
How does it know?
Tags: Carol Leifer (12), Comedy Central Presents (1803), physical humor (202)
Posted: 03/20/03
Views: 923
Carol Leifer - Women in the Workplace
Women still have big strides to make in the workplace.
Tags: Carol Leifer (12), Comedy Central Presents (1803), men/women (919)
Posted: 03/20/03
Views: 795
Carol Leifer - Having a Baby
It's scary to imagine the pain of giving birth.
Tags: Carol Leifer (12), Comedy Central Presents (1803), men/women (919)
Posted: 03/20/03
Views: 720
Carol Leifer - Near Death Experience
People who have almost died always talk about seeing a bright light.
Tags: Carol Leifer (12), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 03/20/03
Views: 603
Carol Leifer - Celebrity Name Change
Only celebrities can pull off a name change.
Tags: Carol Leifer (12), Comedy Central Presents (1803), ethnic (731)
Posted: 03/20/03
Views: 469
Carol Leifer - Gifts From Unknown Persons
Security guards at the airport are all over you.
Tags: Carol Leifer (12), Comedy Central Presents (1803), driving (270)
Posted: 03/20/03
Views: 429
Carol Leifer - Traveling
British money confuses Carol.
Tags: Carol Leifer (12), Comedy Central Presents (1803), money (471)
Posted: 03/20/03
Views: 351
Carol Leifer - Traveling
British money confuses Carol.
Tags: Carol Leifer (12), Comedy Central Presents (1803), money (471)
Posted: 03/20/03
Views: 351
Tess - Dating All Men
Tess is a rainbow coalition of dating.
Tags: Tess (8), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 02/24/05
Views: 745
Andy Kindler - Queer Eye
Could there ever be a "Jewish Eye for the Christian Guy"?
Tags: Andy Kindler (22), Comedy Central Presents (1803), ethnic (731)
Posted: 04/13/06
Views: 2,582
Al Clethen Jr. - Weird Stuff
In the old days, safe sex meant a padded headboard.
Tags: Al Clethen Jr. (2), sex (983), ethnic (731)
Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 428
Carol Leifer - Gifts From Unknown Persons
Security guards at the airport are all over you.
Tags: Carol Leifer (12), Comedy Central Presents (1803), driving (270)
Posted: 03/20/03
Views: 429
Rich Vos - Affection and Attention
Rich Vos comes from a broken home.
Tags: Rich Vos (21), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 09/04/03
Views: 391
Jessica Bern - Jewish Girls
"July" is not a Hebrew month.
Tags: Jessica Bern (2), ethnic (731), money (471)
Posted: 05/17/93
Views: 669
Eugene Mirman - Art Movement
Society! Ready your brain mouth.
Tags: Eugene Mirman (23), Comedy Central Presents (1803), stereotypes (389)
Posted: 02/02/08
Views: 2,915
Adam Ferrara - Wheel of Faith
The Jews followed Moses for 40 years with no map.
Tags: Adam Ferrara (26), religion (341), travel (249)
Posted: 05/18/04
Views: 1,893
Louis Ramey - No Apologies in Texas
People in Texas don't apologize for anything.
Tags: Louis Ramey (13), Comedy Central Presents (1803), imitations (789)
Posted: 07/29/01
Views: 1,753
