It's scary to imagine the pain of giving birth.
It used to be embarrassing to live in Times Square.
Only celebrities can pull off a name change.
You know you're close with someone when you can tell him his breath stinks.
Everybody who shouldn't be naked is naked.
Jews will sit around and stare at the price list, mesmerized.
Women still have big strides to make in the workplace.
People who have almost died always talk about seeing a bright light.
How does it know?
Security guards at the airport are all over you.