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The Tammy doll came with her own low self-esteem.
Joseph and Mary will never invite the Wisemens to another party.
Intellectually, 34 isn't an old age, but emotionally, it is.
Cathy's mom is such a cautious driver, she's dangerous.
Cathy Ladman hated her costumes on Halloween.
Dying in bed during a nap would be a real letdown.
When I grow up I want to be a ballerina and have a mammogram.
Cathy hears noises when she's alone in bed.
The wise men brought myrrh to a baby shower.
Jews will do anything to eat.
I'm 36, I'm not married -- I give up. I was just at my cousin's
wedding. I caught the bouquet. I just took it home and repotted it.
When my mother's driving along a road, and there's a sign that
says the road curves to the left, she signals that way, just to let us know she's...
My father drives so slowly. When deer see my father's car
approaching, they linger.
My mother never encouraged me to have creative costumes on
Halloween. It'd be such an important day to me. I said, 'Ma, what should I be this...
If you don't know what a mammogram is, it is not a woman with
big breasts who works for Western Union.
All religions are alike. My best friend is Lutheran, and she
was telling me that when Jesus was born, the three wise men came to visit him, and...
I had to go to my nephew's bris. If you don't know what a bris
is, I'll explain it to you. It's when a little boy gets circumcised and all the...
The problem with marriage is it involves men and women.
Religion is basically guilt with different holidays.
Barbie had all of these great accessories. She came with a
Dream House. Tammy came with a straight razor with band-aids to cover the cuts on her...