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Cathy's mom is such a cautious driver, she's dangerous.
Cathy Ladman hated her costumes on Halloween.
When I grow up I want to be a ballerina and have a mammogram.
The wise men brought myrrh to a baby shower.
Dying in bed during a nap would be a real letdown.
The Tammy doll came with her own low self-esteem.
Cathy hears noises when she's alone in bed.
Intellectually, 34 isn't an old age, but emotionally, it is.
Jews will do anything to eat.
Joseph and Mary will never invite the Wisemens to another party.
I'm 36, I'm not married -- I give up. I was just at my cousin's
wedding. I caught the bouquet. I just took it home and repotted it.
When my mother's driving along a road, and there's a sign that
says the road curves to the left, she signals that way, just to let us know she's...
My father drives so slowly. When deer see my father's car
approaching, they linger.
My mother never encouraged me to have creative costumes on
Halloween. It'd be such an important day to me. I said, 'Ma, what should I be this...
If you don't know what a mammogram is, it is not a woman with
big breasts who works for Western Union.
All religions are alike. My best friend is Lutheran, and she
was telling me that when Jesus was born, the three wise men came to visit him, and...
I had to go to my nephew's bris. If you don't know what a bris
is, I'll explain it to you. It's when a little boy gets circumcised and all the...
I'd like to die while making love -- that'd be great -- but
after the orgasm. It'd be terrible to die before the orgasm. I'd be up in...
Barbie had all of these great accessories. She came with a
Dream House. Tammy came with a straight razor with band-aids to cover the cuts on her...
What is it with guys and their eyebrows? He looks like a mad
scientist. He goes to sleep; he wakes up -- 'Ew, Dad, did you take a nap or did you...