Intellectually, 34 isn't an old age, but emotionally, it is.
Views: 3,507
Posted: 05/23/1994
Cathy Ladman - Bris
Jews will do anything to eat.
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Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 1,344
Cathy Ladman - Jesus
Joseph and Mary will never invite the Wisemens to another party.
Tags: Cathy Ladman (10), sex (1202), kids (831)
Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 3,028
Cathy Ladman - Myrrh
The wise men brought myrrh to a baby shower.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,309
Cathy Ladman - Dying in Bed
Dying in bed during a nap would be a real letdown.
Tags: Cathy Ladman (10), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,355
Cathy Ladman - Mammograms
When I grow up I want to be a ballerina and have a mammogram.
Tags: Cathy Ladman (10), men/women (1155), health (657)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,643
Cathy Ladman - Scary Noises
Cathy hears noises when she's alone in bed.
Tags: Cathy Ladman (10), The A-List (486), storyteller (326)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,129
Cathy Ladman - Tammy Doll
The Tammy doll came with her own low self-esteem.
Tags: Cathy Ladman (10), kids (831), growing up (512)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 3,178
Cathy Ladman - Halloween
Cathy Ladman hated her costumes on Halloween.
Tags: Cathy Ladman (10), family (647), growing up (512)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,434
Cathy Ladman - Cautious Drivers
Cathy's mom is such a cautious driver, she's dangerous.
Tags: Cathy Ladman (10), family (647), marriage (547)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,730
Cathy Ladman - Cautious Drivers
Cathy's mom is such a cautious driver, she's dangerous.
Tags: Cathy Ladman (10), family (647), marriage (547)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,730
Larry Brown - Getting Laid
Right now, Larry couldn't get laid in a women's prison with a fistful of pardons.
Tags: Larry Brown (2), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 3,280
Sue Kolinsky - Long Distance Relationship
It's nice to have sex without MCI being involved.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 4,112
Lynne Koplitz - Thirties
Things change when you're in your 30s.
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Posted: 04/28/05
Views: 21,555
Bill Keller - Aging
As long as you don't look at yourself naked you can feel good about yourself.
Tags: Bill Keller (2), lookin' good (488), driving (336)
Posted: 05/24/93
Views: 1,049
Stephanie Hodge - Femininity
Men always fall for that feminine stuff.
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Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 2,289
Bob Shaw - Middle Age
All getting old means is that you're falling apart.
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Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 1,530
Wanda Sykes - Younger Men
If you can't find a good man, raise one.
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Posted: 05/22/98
Views: 19,133
Robert Hawkins - Balding
A lack of patience is the world's biggest problem.
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Posted: 07/03/03
Views: 1,187
Bob Shaw - Bald
God has created infinite space but can't keep hair on the head.
Tags: Bob Shaw (2), men/women (1155), ethnic (870)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 1,723
