Joseph and Mary will never invite the Wisemens to another party.
Views: 3,028
Posted: 05/23/1994
Cathy Ladman - Bris
Jews will do anything to eat.
Tags: Cathy Ladman (10), food (719), family (647)
Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 1,344
Cathy Ladman - Aging
Intellectually, 34 isn't an old age, but emotionally, it is.
Tags: Cathy Ladman (10), men/women (1155), dating (786)
Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 3,507
Cathy Ladman - Myrrh
The wise men brought myrrh to a baby shower.
Tags: Cathy Ladman (10), food (719), health (657)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,309
Cathy Ladman - Dying in Bed
Dying in bed during a nap would be a real letdown.
Tags: Cathy Ladman (10), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,355
Cathy Ladman - Mammograms
When I grow up I want to be a ballerina and have a mammogram.
Tags: Cathy Ladman (10), men/women (1155), health (657)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,643
Cathy Ladman - Scary Noises
Cathy hears noises when she's alone in bed.
Tags: Cathy Ladman (10), The A-List (486), storyteller (326)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,129
Cathy Ladman - Tammy Doll
The Tammy doll came with her own low self-esteem.
Tags: Cathy Ladman (10), kids (831), growing up (512)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 3,178
Cathy Ladman - Halloween
Cathy Ladman hated her costumes on Halloween.
Tags: Cathy Ladman (10), family (647), growing up (512)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,434
Cathy Ladman - Cautious Drivers
Cathy's mom is such a cautious driver, she's dangerous.
Tags: Cathy Ladman (10), family (647), marriage (547)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,730
Kyle Cease - God on Maury Povich
It says nothing about child support in the Bible.
Tags: Kyle Cease (15), Comedy Central Presents (2172), imitations (847)
Posted: 05/11/06
Views: 9,741
Cathy Ladman - Bris
Jews will do anything to eat.
Tags: Cathy Ladman (10), food (719), family (647)
Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 1,344
Dave Attell - Amish Sex
The Amish do have sex.
Tags: Dave Attell (43), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 9,744
Cathy Ladman - Tammy Doll
The Tammy doll came with her own low self-esteem.
Tags: Cathy Ladman (10), kids (831), growing up (512)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 3,177
Jonathan Solomon - After Sex
It's a beautiful moment when a woman is sexually satisfied.
Tags: Jonathan Solomon (6), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 05/18/93
Views: 2,108
Jake Johannsen - Cult Leader
It's much better to be the cult leader than the cult follower.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), sex (1202), religion (404)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 1,588
Cathy Ladman - Dying in Bed
Dying in bed during a nap would be a real letdown.
Tags: Cathy Ladman (10), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,355
Gregg Rogell - Santa Claus
Santa's a fat Nazi bastard.
Tags: Gregg Rogell (13), kids (831), religion (404)
Posted: 05/17/93
Views: 2,774
Lauren Dombrowski - Sleeping Over
Size matters: small men are better.
Tags: Lauren Dombrowski (3), sex (1202), dating (786)
Posted: 05/24/93
Views: 1,702
Paul Kozlowski - Premature
Ejaculating one minute into the sex act isn't funny.
Tags: Paul Kozlowski (3), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 1,247
