When I grow up I want to be a ballerina and have a mammogram.
Filed under: Cathy Ladman (10), men/women (919), health (540)
Views: 1,427
Posted: 02/24/1992
Cathy Ladman - Tammy Doll
The Tammy doll came with her own low self-esteem.
Tags: Cathy Ladman (10), kids (642), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,100
Cathy Ladman - Jesus
Joseph and Mary will never invite the Wisemens to another party.
Tags: Cathy Ladman (10), sex (983), kids (642)
Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 1,945
Cathy Ladman - Aging
Intellectually, 34 isn't an old age, but emotionally, it is.
Tags: Cathy Ladman (10), men/women (919), dating (637)
Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 1,850
Cathy Ladman - Cautious Drivers
Cathy's mom is such a cautious driver, she's dangerous.
Tags: Cathy Ladman (10), family (582), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,607
Cathy Ladman - Halloween
Cathy Ladman hated her costumes on Halloween.
Tags: Cathy Ladman (10), family (582), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,557
Cathy Ladman - Dying in Bed
Dying in bed during a nap would be a real letdown.
Tags: Cathy Ladman (10), sex (983), men/women (919)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,503
Cathy Ladman - Scary Noises
Cathy hears noises when she's alone in bed.
Tags: Cathy Ladman (10), The A-List (486), storyteller (264)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,399
Cathy Ladman - Myrrh
The wise men brought myrrh to a baby shower.
Tags: Cathy Ladman (10), food (550), health (540)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 466
Cathy Ladman - Bris
Jews will do anything to eat.
Tags: Cathy Ladman (10), family (582), food (550)
Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 412
Cathy Ladman - Halloween
Cathy Ladman hated her costumes on Halloween.
Tags: Cathy Ladman (10), family (582), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,557
Cathy Ladman - Tammy Doll
The Tammy doll came with her own low self-esteem.
Tags: Cathy Ladman (10), kids (642), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,100
Cathy Ladman - Dying in Bed
Dying in bed during a nap would be a real letdown.
Tags: Cathy Ladman (10), sex (983), men/women (919)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,503
Sandra Bernhard - Breast Implants
Getting breast implants is kind of dangerous.
Tags: Sandra Bernhard (34), men/women (919), health (540)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,685
Susan Norfleet - Makeup
Susan has dull skin.
Tags: Susan Norfleet (4), health (540), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 221
Todd Glass - Cigarettes
Every dad smokes like his face is in pain.
Tags: Todd Glass (14), sex (983), men/women (919)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 255
Cathy Ladman - Myrrh
The wise men brought myrrh to a baby shower.
Tags: Cathy Ladman (10), food (550), health (540)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 466
Richard Lewis - Grandma
Richard's grandmother actually knitted her will.
Tags: Richard Lewis (60), family (582), health (540)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 686
Richard Lewis - Childhood Depression
Growing up, Richard had depression fairs instead of birthday parties.
Tags: Richard Lewis (60), family (582), health (540)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 243
Jeff Stilson - Vet Bills
Fluffy might be cute, but he's not getting a liver transplant.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (15), health (540), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 446
