Don't let the government hear your phone calls.
Body piercing is out of control.
That pirate that peed in the punchbowl wasn't Charlie.
Cable companies don't have the courtesy to come at a specific time.
Planet Charlie is a "can too" planet.
Being a racist in L.A. is exhausting.
Charlie gets mad before he even gets in his car.
Charlie takes advantage of his nighttime minutes.
Charlie reads the Declaration of Planet Charlie.
A major airline adds six inches of legroom.