Charlie reads the Declaration of Planet Charlie.
Body piercing is out of control.
That pirate that peed in the punchbowl wasn't Charlie.
Cable companies don't have the courtesy to come at a specific time.
Planet Charlie is a "can too" planet.
Being a racist in L.A. is exhausting.
Charlie gets mad before he even gets in his car.
Charlie takes advantage of his nighttime minutes.
A major airline adds six inches of legroom.