Chelsea met her first midget in Mexico.
Penis size matters to Chelsea Handler.
Anybody can have a baby.
Chelsea expects her married friends to buy her gifts because she's single.
Chelsea's British boyfriend was a waste of time.
Chelsea drinks so other people are more fun.
Chelsea's father doesn't want people to think she's a lesbian.
Chelsea's favorite celebrity is Robert Downey Jr.
Chelsea doubts the realism of romantic comedies.