There was a string of time where the only guys attracted to Chelsea were from Philadelphia.
Chelsea Peretti has figured out a safe way to accept open drinks from creepy guys.
Just when Chelsea starts to feel good about herself, someone brings her back down.
Chelsea Peretti feels like three-legged dog owners are looking down on her love for dog cuteness.
Chelsea Peretti doesn't make jokes during sex because she doesn't want to get killed.
Chelsea Peretti is a lady and will show gratitude at the appropriate time during sex.
When Chelsea Peretti has a lot of money she will arrange to be in a room full of puppies.
Chelsea Peretti recorded the weird things a guy said to her while they were having sex.
Chelsea Peretti's father is on his third wife.