When Chelsea Peretti has a lot of money she will arrange to be in a room full of puppies.
Chelsea Peretti feels like three-legged dog owners are looking down on her love for dog cuteness.
Chelsea Peretti is a lady and will show gratitude at the appropriate time during sex.
Chelsea Peretti has figured out a safe way to accept open drinks from creepy guys.
There was a string of time where the only guys attracted to Chelsea were from Philadelphia.
Just when Chelsea starts to feel good about herself, someone brings her back down.
Chelsea Peretti recorded the weird things a guy said to her while they were having sex.
Chelsea Peretti's father is on his third wife.
Chelsea wishes she had a beard and two eye patches.