Chris D'Elia keeps dating girls who won't stop talking.
Posted: 01/31/2011 Views: 12056You don't know a man until you've watched him take the life of another living thing.
Posted: 01/31/2011 Views: 16758If Chris D'Elia had one super power it would be to make chicks fart.
Posted: 01/31/2011 Views: 12228Girls are always looking for a leading man.
Posted: 01/31/2011 Views: 13372If you're British and you don't know a dude named Nigel -- you're not really British.
Posted: 01/31/2011 Views: 15102Hardcore thugs always walk like they're swimming.
Posted: 01/31/2011 Views: 41041Chris D'Elia doesn't remember turning into an old Japanese dude.
Posted: 01/31/2011 Views: 19475Black guys can pretty much get away with wearing anything they want.
Posted: 10/23/2009 Views: 10662