Hawaiians don't care about consonants.
You don't know a man until you've watched him take the life of another living thing.
Girls are always looking for a leading man.
If you're British and you don't know a dude named Nigel -- you're not really British.
Gangsters will laugh at nothing.
Chris D'Elia keeps dating girls who won't stop talking.
Hardcore thugs always walk like they're swimming.
If Chris D'Elia had one super power it would be to make chicks fart.
Black guys can pretty much get away with wearing anything they want.