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Germans are definitely the creepiest people in the world.
Black guys can pretty much get away with wearing anything they want.
You think Compton's tough? Trying hanging out in the Book of Genesis for a night or so.
Racial tolerance only lasts so long with white friends. Before you know it, they're karate-chopping you.
Just attend a stranger's funeral in a trench coat, approach the casket and declare, 'Check mate!'
If Matt was up against Voltron or any of the Transformers, he would probably lose.
The burglar might think you're there to kick his butt, but really you're going for a late snack.
If you get kicked in the face, you deserved it.
I started with dummies in the third grade.
When is the last time you blacked out something you wish you remembered?
Judah takes care of his body. He weightlifts weightlifters while they're lifting weights.