Chris' penis is like a retarded little brother.
Filed under: Chris Hardwick (5), imitations (789), Premium Blend (749)
Views: 897
Posted: 11/29/2001
Chris Hardwick - The Nerdly Arts
Nerds like things that make vaginas go away.
Tags: Chris Hardwick (5), sex (983), kids (642)
Posted: 02/05/10
Views: 974
Chris Hardwick - Bowling
Chris' dad was one of the greatest professional bowlers who ever lived.
Tags: Chris Hardwick (5), men/women (919), imitations (789)
Posted: 11/29/01
Views: 1,054
Chris Hardwick - Vaginamazing
The world is not as technologically advanced as people hoped.
Tags: Chris Hardwick (5), technology (179), Shorties Watchin' Shorties (148)
Posted: 06/01/04
Views: 816
Chris Hardwick - Turning 35 Years Old
Thirty-five is the age where you have to check a whole different box on surveys.
Tags: Chris Hardwick (5), aging (274), fashion (181)
Posted: 02/05/10
Views: 328
Chris Hardwick - Bowling
Chris' dad was one of the greatest professional bowlers who ever lived.
Tags: Chris Hardwick (5), men/women (919), imitations (787)
Posted: 11/29/01
Views: 1,041
Drew Hastings - Advertising
Hypocrisy is rampant in advertising.
Tags: Drew Hastings (8), imitations (789), Premium Blend (749)
Posted: 01/02/03
Views: 2,991
Chris Fairbanks - Late Night Infomercials
Late night infomercials can make even flashlights seem daunting.
Tags: Chris Fairbanks (2), imitations (789), Premium Blend (749)
Posted: 12/11/03
Views: 563
Drew Hastings - Pregnancy Test Commercials
Early pregnancy test commercials really jerk women around.
Tags: Drew Hastings (8), men/women (919), imitations (789)
Posted: 01/02/03
Views: 2,631
Ty Barnett - Herpes Commercial
Commercials make it seem like life begins with herpes.
Tags: Ty Barnett (10), sex (983), men/women (919)
Posted: 01/08/04
Views: 2,328
Mario DiGiorgio - Soup Commercials
Men are the dunces of the universe.
Tags: Premium Blend (749), kids (641)
Posted: 01/05/06
Views: 640
Jim Morris - Penis
Jim can't believe that he can say "penis" on television.
Tags: Jim Morris (4), imitations (789), health (540)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 143
Jacob Sirof - Geek
Jacob may be a geek, but he is definitely not a nerd.
Tags: Jacob Sirof (3), imitations (789), TV (384)
Posted: 05/24/07
Views: 636
Chris Hardwick - Turning 35 Years Old
Thirty-five is the age where you have to check a whole different box on surveys.
Tags: Chris Hardwick (5), aging (274), fashion (181)
Posted: 02/05/10
Views: 318
Penelope Lombard - Commercials
If you're trying to jam an entire pizza into a toaster, you need help.
Tags: Penelope Lombard (2), Premium Blend (749), food (550)
Posted: 01/17/00
Views: 380
