Chris' penis is like a retarded little brother.
Views: 3,302
Posted: 11/29/2001
Chris Hardwick - Slut Squad
Chris Hardwick hopes that the drunken starlets of Hollywood are part of a government conspiracy.
Tags: Chris Hardwick (9), America (209), John Oliver's New York Stand-Up Show (178)
Posted: 02/12/10
Views: 8,379
Chris Hardwick - The Gambler
Hicks only understand single entendres.
Tags: Chris Hardwick (9), food (719), insults (291)
Posted: 02/12/10
Views: 3,851
Chris Hardwick - The Nerdly Arts
Nerds like things that make vaginas go away.
Tags: Chris Hardwick (9), sex (1202), kids (831)
Posted: 02/05/10
Views: 15,471
Chris Hardwick - Turning 35 Years Old
Thirty-five is the age where you have to check a whole different box on surveys.
Tags: Chris Hardwick (9), aging (330), fashion (239)
Posted: 02/05/10
Views: 9,872
Chris Hardwick - Vaginamazing
The world is not as technologically advanced as people hoped.
Tags: Chris Hardwick (9), technology (229), Shorties Watchin' Shorties (147)
Posted: 06/01/04
Views: 2,849
Chris Hardwick - Bowling
Chris' dad was one of the greatest professional bowlers who ever lived.
Tags: Chris Hardwick (9), men/women (1155), imitations (847)
Posted: 11/29/01
Views: 2,997
Chris Hardwick - Bowling
Chris' dad was one of the greatest professional bowlers who ever lived.
Tags: Chris Hardwick (9), men/women (1155), imitations (847)
Posted: 11/29/01
Views: 3,001
Chris Hardwick - Tweet-Off
Doug Benson sits like a gentleman in strip clubs.
Tags: Doug Benson (42), health (657), alcohol (516)
Posted: 11/06/10
Views: 6,419
Drew Hastings - Advertising
Hypocrisy is rampant in advertising.
Tags: Drew Hastings (8), imitations (847), Premium Blend (748)
Posted: 01/02/03
Views: 5,501
Chris Hardwick - 'Merica
Chris Hardwick is from Tennessee, also known as 'Merica.
Tags: Doug Benson (42), kids (831), health (657)
Posted: 11/06/10
Views: 4,623
Chris Fairbanks - Late Night Infomercials
Late night infomercials can make even flashlights seem daunting.
Tags: Chris Fairbanks (2), imitations (847), Premium Blend (748)
Posted: 12/11/03
Views: 1,758
Drew Hastings - Pregnancy Test Commercials
Early pregnancy test commercials really jerk women around.
Tags: Drew Hastings (8), men/women (1155), imitations (847)
Posted: 01/02/03
Views: 5,082
Chris Hardwick - Turning 35 Years Old
Thirty-five is the age where you have to check a whole different box on surveys.
Tags: Chris Hardwick (9), aging (330), fashion (239)
Posted: 02/05/10
Views: 9,872
Jim Morris - Penis
Jim can't believe that he can say "penis" on television.
Tags: Jim Morris (4), imitations (847), health (657)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 515
Mario DiGiorgio - Soup Commercials
Men are the dunces of the universe.
Tags: kids (831), Premium Blend (748)
Posted: 01/05/06
Views: 1,175
Ty Barnett - Herpes Commercial
Commercials make it seem like life begins with herpes.
Tags: Ty Barnett (10), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 01/08/04
Views: 6,125
