Chris Hardwick hopes that the drunken starlets of Hollywood are part of a government conspiracy.
Views: 8,025
Posted: 02/12/2010
Chris Hardwick - The Gambler
Hicks only understand single entendres.
Tags: Chris Hardwick (9), food (710), insults (285)
Posted: 02/12/10
Views: 3,509
Chris Hardwick - Turning 35 Years Old
Thirty-five is the age where you have to check a whole different box on surveys.
Tags: Chris Hardwick (9), aging (327), fashion (233)
Posted: 02/05/10
Views: 9,550
Chris Hardwick - The Nerdly Arts
Nerds like things that make vaginas go away.
Tags: Chris Hardwick (9), sex (1191), kids (809)
Posted: 02/05/10
Views: 15,064
Chris Hardwick - Vaginamazing
The world is not as technologically advanced as people hoped.
Tags: Chris Hardwick (9), technology (224), Shorties Watchin' Shorties (147)
Posted: 06/01/04
Views: 2,725
Chris Hardwick - Massage
Chris' penis is like a retarded little brother.
Tags: Chris Hardwick (9), imitations (847), Premium Blend (748)
Posted: 11/29/01
Views: 3,128
Chris Hardwick - Bowling
Chris' dad was one of the greatest professional bowlers who ever lived.
Tags: Chris Hardwick (9), men/women (1143), imitations (847)
Posted: 11/29/01
Views: 2,801
Chris Hardwick - Turning 35 Years Old
Thirty-five is the age where you have to check a whole different box on surveys.
Tags: Chris Hardwick (9), aging (327), fashion (233)
Posted: 02/05/10
Views: 9,550
Chris Hardwick - The Gambler
Hicks only understand single entendres.
Tags: Chris Hardwick (9), food (710), insults (285)
Posted: 02/12/10
Views: 3,509
John Oliver - Home Security
The British government had to release a statement saying, 'You Can't Kill Burglars.'
Tags: John Oliver (79), crime (295), John Oliver's New York Stand-Up Show (178)
Posted: 01/16/10
Views: 5,522
Chris Hardwick - The Nerdly Arts
Nerds like things that make vaginas go away.
Tags: Chris Hardwick (9), sex (1191), kids (809)
Posted: 02/05/10
Views: 15,064
John Oliver - National Pride
Being from Britain, it's strange for John Oliver to live in a country with national pride.
Tags: John Oliver (79), America (207), John Oliver's New York Stand-Up Show (178)
Posted: 01/06/10
Views: 91,770
John Oliver - The American People
The world needs idiots. Idiots get things done. They don't waste time over thinking things.
Tags: John Oliver (79), food (710), money (599)
Posted: 01/17/10
Views: 32,689
Greg Fitzsimmons - Economic Plans
Trickle-down economics doesn't work because rich people are good at keeping their money.
Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (29), ethnic (867), money (599)
Posted: 02/12/10
Views: 4,114
David Feldman - Money Problems
America shouldn't pay itself back.
Tags: David Feldman (14), food (710), money (599)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 368
Matt McCarthy - The Beatles Concert
Matt McCarthy would not get into a time machine to see The Beatles in concert.
Tags: Matt McCarthy (3), music (475), audience interaction (249)
Posted: 01/22/10
Views: 3,060
John Oliver - National Pride
It's strange for John Oliver to live in a country with national pride.
