The world is not as technologically advanced as people hoped.
Views: 2,849
Posted: 06/01/2004
Chris Hardwick - Slut Squad
Chris Hardwick hopes that the drunken starlets of Hollywood are part of a government conspiracy.
Tags: Chris Hardwick (9), America (209), John Oliver's New York Stand-Up Show (178)
Posted: 02/12/10
Views: 8,379
Chris Hardwick - The Gambler
Hicks only understand single entendres.
Tags: Chris Hardwick (9), food (719), insults (291)
Posted: 02/12/10
Views: 3,851
Chris Hardwick - Turning 35 Years Old
Thirty-five is the age where you have to check a whole different box on surveys.
Tags: Chris Hardwick (9), aging (330), fashion (239)
Posted: 02/05/10
Views: 9,872
Chris Hardwick - The Nerdly Arts
Nerds like things that make vaginas go away.
Tags: Chris Hardwick (9), sex (1202), kids (831)
Posted: 02/05/10
Views: 15,471
Chris Hardwick - Bowling
Chris' dad was one of the greatest professional bowlers who ever lived.
Tags: Chris Hardwick (9), men/women (1155), imitations (847)
Posted: 11/29/01
Views: 2,997
Chris Hardwick - Massage
Chris' penis is like a retarded little brother.
Tags: Chris Hardwick (9), imitations (847), Premium Blend (748)
Posted: 11/29/01
Views: 3,302
Chris Hardwick - The Nerdly Arts
Nerds like things that make vaginas go away.
Tags: Chris Hardwick (9), sex (1202), kids (831)
Posted: 02/05/10
Views: 15,471
Mark Craig Taylor - Vasectomy
Vasectomies should be fun.
Tags: Mark Craig Taylor (3), sex (1202), health (657)
Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 496
Tim Young - Cell Phone Break-Up
Just tell the truth, otherwise the AT&T guy will turn into a whiny bitch.
Tags: Tim Young (5), dating (786), technology (229)
Posted: 12/08/04
Views: 3,992
Sue Murphy - Tan
Sue Murphy tans for too long.
Tags: Sue Murphy (17), health (657), fashion (239)
Posted: 05/04/04
Views: 2,264
Margaret Smith - Labia Piercing
What's the thought process behind deciding to get your labia pierced?
Tags: Margaret Smith (20), men/women (1155), travel (301)
Posted: 10/27/04
Views: 10,449
Greg Fitzsimmons - Cloneko's
In the future, only the skinny, beautiful people will get cloned.
Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (29), sex (1202), health (657)
Posted: 05/11/04
Views: 1,932
Bob Marley - Remote Control
Dads freak out if you touch their remote controls.
Tags: Bob Marley (14), parents (591), growing up (512)
Posted: 05/18/04
Views: 6,932
Johnny Sanchez - Just Metal
The new bumper cars suck.
Tags: Johnny Sanchez (12), kids (831), growing up (512)
Posted: 05/11/04
Views: 4,012
Todd Barry - The Death Penalty
Prisons have to have color TVs.
Tags: Todd Barry (29), TV (469), crime (303)
Posted: 06/01/04
Views: 2,438
Chris Hardwick - Turning 35 Years Old
Thirty-five is the age where you have to check a whole different box on surveys.
Tags: Chris Hardwick (9), aging (330), fashion (239)
Posted: 02/05/10
Views: 9,872
