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Chris Mata

Chris Mata

Chris Mata is from Converse, TX. After being a martial arts instructor for several years, he made a...

1 - 2 of 2 Chris Mata Videos
Falling Down (2:14)

Chris Mata sheds a tear after tripping.

Posted: 11/17/2005 Views: 4162
Part Indian (1:20)

Chris Mata's right eye cares about litter.

Posted: 11/17/2005 Views: 2676

Chris Mata Jokes See all 2 Chris Mata Jokes »

Cool sideburns, buddy, right off the bat. You too, man, don't mean to leave you out. I always notice that immediately, because I can't grow any... my mom says it's because I'm part Indian, and that the government took that from me too.